Tuesday, August 23, 2005

 

Startracks!

Starstruck na naman! At sa mga daan-daan mag-o-audition sa bawat araw, masuwerte sana akong makahanap ng susunod na next-big-star. Unfortunately, for every Mark Herras na madi-discover, may 126 wannabes din na mag-aaksaya ng panahon ko just because sinabi ng nanay nila na puwede silang mag-artista para iahon sila sa kahirapan!

Ito ang kuwento ng ilan sa kanila:

AUDITIONEER: My talent is modelling.
for some reason napaka-popular na talent nitong modelling. what the fuck is that?
AKO: Modelling? Nag-model ka na ba before?
Ang nag-o-audition eh isang maliit, maitim, blonde-blonde ang buhok, trying-to-be-fashionable-pero-hindi na babae. Basta, hindi siya modellish!
AUDITIONEER: Uhm...pauses and thinks...opo.
Aba! Pinanindigan ng pota!
AKO: Talaga? Saan?
AUDITIONEER: Sa SM Sucat po.
AKO: Anong brand?
AUDITIONEER: Basta po, 'yung mga jeans, ganyan.
Kung wala lang camera, hinubad ko na ang jeans ko at sinakal ko sa kanya!

AUDITIONEER: My talent is hosting.
AKO: O, sige. Mag-hosting ka nga d'yan.
AUDITIONEER: Hi! Welcome to my show Star Trux!
AKO: Teka! Ano 'yung show?
AUDITIONEER: Star Trux.
AKO: Star-struck. Hindi Star Trucks!
AUDITIONEER: Stars Trux!
AKO: Repeat after me...Star.
AUDITIONEER: Star.
AKO: Struck.
AUDITIONEER: Struck.
O, tama na.
AKO: Starstruck.
AUDITIONEER: Star Trux!
Ipapasagasa ko sa truck 'to, eh!

AKO: Pupunta kayo rito sa harapan namin at magpapakilala kayo nang ganito: "Ako po si Rey Agapay. Watch out! I'm gonna be a star!" OK?
AUDITIONEERS: OK!
1st AUDITIONEER: "Ako po si Rey Agapay..."
Kapatid ng isang sikat na isang actress-comedienne ang nag-o-audition na ito!

Eto, madalas mangyari:
AKO: Ilang taon ka na?
AUDITIONEER: Peef-teen.
Ahh...Ako kasi tweyn-tee.

AUDITIONEER: My talents are singing, acting and BJ!
AKO: BJ?!? Anong BJ?!? Sige nga, mag-BJ ka d'yan!
AUDITIONEER: Hi! I'm your BJ for today! Our next bidyo is...

Marami pa 'to. Wait lang, ha.



Comments:
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Hi Rey! remember me? Ros Castillo po ito. :) I chanced upon your blog through a link on MLQ3's blog. Funny 'tong post na ito ha! And I can see that you haven't changed a bit! I mean that in a good way ha!
 
hihhiiih nakakaaliw ka talaga magsulat Rey!
 
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